World's loudest snorer silenced by nose drops

The National Enquirer

   The world's loudest snorer, Mel Switzer, now sleeps in silence ---thanks to amazing new nose drops made from common plants! And The ENQUIRER confirmed his cure by hiring an expert to watch him sleep.

   The super snorer made it into the Guiness Book of World Records by creating a nightly racket that reached a window-rattling 92 decibels. That's worse than the roar of heavy traffic at a busy intersection --- and louder than the U.S. limit for noise allowed in the workplace!

   "My incredible snoring began in 1969 when I had surgery on an abcessed tooth and something went wrong," said Mel, 57, a cable T.V. installation supervisor in South Hampton, England. "My wife is a saint for putting up me. But during one 10-year period, eight neighbors moved because they couldn't tolerate the noise . I tried everything under the sun to put an end to my snoring . Nothing worked."

   Then six months ago Mel got a free sample of nose drops called Y-snore in the mail. When he tried them, he stopped snoring immediately!

   To see just how peaceful Mel's nights have become, we sent acoustic engineer Craig Lewis, who studied him during a night's sleep. Lewis reported the drop in Mel's snoring level was like the noise difference between an 18-wheeler truck and a bicycle. The astonished expert added: "For most of the night, Mel wasn't making a peep!"

   The new nose drops that worked a miracle for Mel contain all natural ingredients --- gingerroots and yam, according to Robert Ross, President of the New York firm Eastern Europe, Inc., which has began distributing the product nationwide in the U.S.

   "I have no idea why or how they work, except that they get rid of snoring," said Ross.

   For Mel, there is one side effect: "I know they'll drop me out of the Guinness Book. And I don't mind one bit!"

   --- JOHN COOKE and BENNET BOLTON